This is actually me what are you talking about? I’m not just trash I’m Ultimate Trash Supreme. And that’s a title ((my title is actually Ultimate Garbage Meme Lord™️ but I digress)) which I wear proudly
I’m reading Waiting for Godot y’all and Lucky reminds me of Nagito Komaeda as the Servant. Like, come on. “Lucky”?! As well as the long white hair. It’s why I highlighted that portion. Do you see what I mean?!
Y’all I’m actually hella sad that trump and Kim Jong Un aren’t coming to Singapore. lol not because of potential WW3 happening but because it would’ve been the most interesting thing to happen to Singapore in a decent while. Also, I wanted to see Trump’s ego be crushed by us Singaporeans who will not give him the attention he craves because of how busy we all are and our competitive economic climate 😂😂😂
Old men😂😂😂 true y’all. Also seeing my cheek swell up from my wisdom teeth surgery and comparing it to my normal cheeks really solidifies how fucking chubby my cheeks really are ahhhh I hate it :( Hence why, I’m referred to as a goddamn cherub because my face is so chubby
Also this is what I meant by my commentary and shit I yelled out during my play through of Miles Edgeworth Investigations 1. Enjoy my rage and stupidity 😂😂. I didn’t record certain quotes but oh well TAKE THAT!
Wisdom tooth surgery accomplished y’all. I’m laughing because they used my boobs as a shelf for the tools lmao. They rested like the tweezers and such there. (Don’t worry the nurse who was a female was the one who like handled them but I’ll say it was hilarious ahaha. This I had learned that big boobs do have a function: convenience during medical procedures 😂😂😂. Fun fact I only have TWO wisdom teeth. Not four like most humans. Two. I’m lucky and special apparently😂😂😂. Mom leggo get Ice cream because my post op paper says I should 😂😂
I couldn’t stop cackling at this scene. Anyhoo I finished AAI 1 and I’ll talk about my thoughts in another post (stay tuned for that). But anyhoo let me share things I’ve said out loud indignantly this evening when I finally finished the game:
1.) “Objection, you bitch!!!”
2.)”Halle-fuckin-lujah I figured it out I’m not stupid!”
3.) “I’ll pursuit your ass down to hell!” ((I said this as the pursuit theme was playing))
4.) *Edgeworth says something like, ‘thank you, this has been decisive and will close the case’* Me: IT WILL?!?! YOU DID NOT TELL ME ANYTHING OF THE SORT !!
5.) *Franziska and Agent Lang tell me off for presenting wrong evidence* “I KNOW SHUT UP!!!”
6.) “Suck on my cravat.”
Those are some of the many things I have screamed out. I pity my family because imagine what they’re thinking when they hear me talk to myself😂😂😂
I actually screamed “HOLY FUCK” when I saw this. I never expected an AA game to drop the word bastard in. Like props to that. Honestly I feel like I was more shocked because I never use the word bastard too often so compared to bitch or fuck (which I use too often I have a potty mouth in case you haven’t noticed) it felt very scandalous lmao. Start taking more language liberties, Capcom. The sixth game was rated M18 for partial nudity because a MAN. WAS. SHIRTLESS. THE FUCK MAN?! If that’s the case, please drop an F-bomb for me????? Okay I’ll talk to you later because I need to finish up this game!
This is in (belated) honour of the royal wedding- of which I did not give a shit about but well it was a big deal I may as well contribute in the best way I know how. (Also Infinity War was amazing and I just had to share this one way or another😂😂😂)