The Yaozzer and I took kayaks out to an island about a mile away from our villa. See that beautiful smile of hers?! It’s the smile of a devil! Roughly 5 min after taking this picture, she tried to drown my black ass...TWICE! So note to all dudes out there: keep your head on a swivel before you get Samuel L Jackson’d on that Deep Blue Sea flow while your widow winds up on a white sand beach w/ a tanned cabana boy rubbing coconut oil on her coconuts...no 🐄💩! 😑 💯
After all these years of living on the East Side of Oahu I never actually got the chance to canoe paddle OR see the Moke Isles in Lanikai up close! I gotta say... it will happen again. How unbelievably magical!! Biggest smile thanks to @kiki.dread @koacanoes for making this incredible day happen for me. 🙌🏽☀️ #luckywelivehi
Want to give a big MAHALO to my friend @kalama3334 for being so good to my family, friends and I ALWAYS!!!! Everywhere I go you can hear people holler "KALAMA"!!!! It's such a good feeling to know your surrounded by nothing but good positive vibes and Aloha when enjoying his company. 🌺💯👊🏽🤙🏽
@ozzieozymandias of the Jungle. Legend, friend, spirit guide - perhaps you will encounter him on Oahu, or some random island out in the sea like we did. . . Haha! Cheers to the good times and many more to come brother 👊🏼✌🏼
One thing I really truly do NOT like is cold water. Over these past few months, I’ve been challenged to freeze my ass off again and again. The few seconds of discomfort (especially when it hits my armpits!) have been worth it. Every time. Big adventures require discomfort. Besides, you’ll warm up if you keep moving.